- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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