The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Your mums a potato

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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