Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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hi jonny

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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