- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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