- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Turkeys are obese

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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