- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A dancer walks into a barre

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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