Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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