This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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