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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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