How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Good job, son.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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