Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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i'm hard

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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