You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I'm rick james bitch

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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deez nuts

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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