- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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