So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A van drives into a car.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

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