- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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