- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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