- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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