How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

civil rights

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Anti Joke

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