- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

European on my shoes, buddy.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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