- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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