A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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black people swimming

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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like if your cool

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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