- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Justin Bieber

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Where's the soap?

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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