- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are flowers.

Grace Ackerson

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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