- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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