Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Take part of what?

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man died.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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