Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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