Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Sarah Palin.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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