- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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