Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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