YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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