lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A Serbian Film

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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