- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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