Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What stops a train? A missile

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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