Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Refridgerator.

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