- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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