- Anti Joke

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.