what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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One time i was sitting down

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