- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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