- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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