- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

LO AND BEHOLD!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

an emo girl walked into a white room

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

I'm rick james bitch

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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