Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Anti Joke

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