- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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