- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Albert <3 Hunter

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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