Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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