Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

black chicken. kfc

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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