A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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