If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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