- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A man died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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