When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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