Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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