- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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