- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how much fish could a chicken

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