- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Jersey Shore.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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