- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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