What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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read this sentence again.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Anti Joke

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