How old is victor? Half past dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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