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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

It's all Taggart

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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