- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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