- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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