- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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