- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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