Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

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