- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

9/11 my birthday

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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