- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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