- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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