Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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