- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

how do you win a game try your best

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Men's rights

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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