- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

The Princess is in another castle

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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