You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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