A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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