Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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nolan is gay

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knock knock who's there ?

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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