- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Emily Walker.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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