What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why didn't he finish his

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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