What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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