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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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