- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

where's mom I killed her

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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