- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Liverpool City Football Club

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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