- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Camerons hair is Curly..

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

No your aunties a joke

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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