how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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