A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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