- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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