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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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