What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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