What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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