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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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