- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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