What is white and black and red all over.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Are you gay. No. Ok.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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