- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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