Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

it was all Tagart

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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