Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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I have a horse.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Anti Joke

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