Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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