- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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