- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Get some flipping new jokes people

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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