what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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