I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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