Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Atheism

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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