- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

call me maybe.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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