- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what is the world worst joke? this one

read this sentence again.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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