- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

The chickens have become self-aware!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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