what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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sfdg

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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