- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A seal walks into a club.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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