- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Dyslexia ruels!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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