What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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alert('The Game')

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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women's rights.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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