The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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