What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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eoin burgin is fat

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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