- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

27

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??