- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your life

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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