- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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