- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

poopy is poopy

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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