Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

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