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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was kade sad? he shit himself

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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