- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Chuck Norris.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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