- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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