what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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