What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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