- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

the economy.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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