Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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