- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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