What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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