- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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