- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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