- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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