- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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