What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Granny porn!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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