- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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