- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is older than history?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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