- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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