- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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