Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ily bae

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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