- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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