- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

You were born.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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