- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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