- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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