- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man walks into a vagina

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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