- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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