- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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