- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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