- Anti Joke

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg