What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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