- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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