In soviet Russia...things are different

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Barack Obama

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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