- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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