- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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