A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

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