OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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