- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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