- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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