A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Asian women drivers...

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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