- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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