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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A fat guy!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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