- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

womens rights.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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