They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Michael Brown

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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