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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Beka has AIDS

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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