I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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