- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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