A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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