- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats green? The color green.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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