Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Who is John Galt?

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

taking out the trash... at night

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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