What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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