A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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