- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

salad days!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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