Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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