I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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