- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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