Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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