- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

123 f*ck off

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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