little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Dakota Fanning

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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