what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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