- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Dead girls can't say no.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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